The Satire, Autograph Collection

With a stay at The Satire, Autograph Collection in Alexandria (Old Town North), you'll be within a 10-minute drive of National Mall and Washington Monument. This hotel is 5.8 mi (9.3 km) from MGM National Harbor Casino and 6.8 mi (10.9 km) from Capital One Arena.

Stop by the hotel's restaurant, Bad Poet Cafe, for lunch, or grab snacks at the coffee shop/cafe. Quench your thirst with your favorite drink at the bar/lounge. Cooked-to-order breakfasts are served on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 11:00 AM and on weekends from 8:00 AM to noon for a fee.

Make yourself at home in one of the 180 air-conditioned rooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Your memory foam bed comes with down comforters and Frette Italian sheets. Complimentary wireless internet access keeps you connected, and cable programming is available for your entertainment. Private bathrooms with bathtubs or showers feature rainfall showerheads and designer toiletries.

Distances are displayed to the nearest 0.1 mile and kilometer.

Black History Resource Center - 0.4 mi
Lee Fendall House - 0.4 mi
Alexandria's Christ Church - 0.7 mi
John Carlyle House - 0.7 mi
Gadsby's Tavern Museum - 0.7 mi
Market Square - 0.7 mi
Alexandria City Hall - 0.7 mi
Torpedo Factory Art Center - 0.8 mi
Lyceum - 0.8 mi
Athenaeum - 0.8 mi
Old Presbyterian Meeting House - 0.9 mi
Alexandria Amtrak Station - 1.2 mi
George Washington Masonic National Memorial (Masonic Temple) - 1.2 mi
Alexandria Presbyterian Church - 1.5 mi
MGM National Harbor Casino - 2.3 mi
Reagan/Washington National Airport (DCA) - 2.5 mi
National Harbor - 2.6 mi
Cameron Run Regional Park - 3.2 mi
Arlington Historical Museum - 3.2 mi
Fort Ward - 3.3 mi
Fort Ward Museum - 3.3 mi
Inova Alexandria Hospital - 3.4 mi
Fashion Center at Pentagon City (Pentago City Mall) - 3.4 mi
Gravelly Point Park - 3.5 mi
DEA Museum - 3.5 mi
Barry Farm - 3.7 mi
National Defense University - 3.9 mi
Ben Brenman Park - 3.9 mi
Pentagon - 4.0 mi
Nationals Park - 4.3 mi
Anacostia - 4.4 mi
Hollin Hall - 4.4 mi
George Mason Memorial - 4.5 mi
Arena Stage - 4.5 mi
Anacostia Museum - 4.6 mi
Frederick Douglass National Historic Site - 4.6 mi
Thomas Jefferson Memorial - 4.6 mi
Landmark Mall - 4.7 mi
Franklin D Roosevelt Memorial - 4.8 mi
Portals Theatre - 4.8 mi

Featured amenities include dry cleaning/laundry services, a 24-hour front desk, and luggage storage. Planning an event in Alexandria? This hotel has 18969 square feet (1762 square meters) of space consisting of conference space and 10 meeting rooms.

Enjoy the recreation opportunities such as a fitness center or make use of other amenities including complimentary wireless internet access.

A DRAMATIC NEW ADDITION TO OLD TOWN ALEXANDRIA The Satire, Autograph Collection brings a new level of style and sophistication to Old Town, a charming historic destination known for its boutique shopping, art galleries, and waterfront restaurants. Designed by world-renowned architect and designer Piero Lissoni, this tranquil urban retreat enhances your stay in Alexandria, Virginia — just 20 minutes from Washington, D.C. and a short 10-minute drive from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. From the moment you step inside the newly reimagined property, you'll discover an inspired balance of modern minimalism and refined mid-century elements. The focal point is the floating staircase — a Lissoni signature — which shows off dark steel and unique lines as it ascends to the terrace level. The rooms and suites are no less impressive, offering residential-style comfort through luxurious amenities and furnishings by the world's leading artisans. Whether you're in town for business, working remotely, or enjoying a weekend getaway, The Satire, Autograph Collection will leave you feeling inspired. AMENITIES The premium amenities and services at The Satire, Autograph Collection are designed to complement your lifestyle and make your stay as enjoyable as possible. Start your day with an invigorating workout in the Technogym fitness center, relax on the expansive landscaped terrace, host a meeting in our conference room or unwind in the evening by savoring some of Alexandria's best cocktails and light bites at our world-class bar. DESIGN Piero Lissoni has created an architectural gem that effortlessly blends modern design with the charming brick-lined setting of Old Town, Alexandria. The sleek lines, dark tones, and rich materials of the common areas evoke Japanese minimalism, while the chic furnishings are sourced from the world's leading artisans, including Lema, Living Divani, and Porro. The centerpiece is a dramatic floating staircase — a signature feature of Lissoni's — that accentuates the transformative experience of moving throughout the property.